Le P'tit Gros de Tokio Hotel

Les Rois de La Suède (Ruotsin kuninkaat) on tehnyt biisin Gustavista. Kappaleen nimi on Le P'tit Gros de Tokio Hotel, "Pieni pulska heppu Tokio Hotelista".

Biisin kirjoittanut Ivan sanoo näin: "Noin vuosi sitten, kun olin metrossa, kaikkialla oli julisteita Tokio Hotelin konsertista Pariisissa. Julisteessa kolme bändin jäsentä oli vat hoikkia ja laihoja ja sitten siinä oli rumpali, jolle luultavasti oli kerääntynyt hiukan kiloja kiertueen aikana. Ei mitään vakavaa, mutta muihin verrattuna se oli heti selkeästi huomattavissa."

eien TokioHotelUSilta on kääntänyt kappaleen englanniksi:

The lil' fat guy of Tokio Hotel

Often, I think about you,
little fat guy
Before I go on stage
In front of this ungrateful crowd
who don't forgive you anything

These groupies who ignore you,
Who mistreat you
These pre-menstruated fans
Who stare down at you like a dog

Under the spotlight
You remain in the shadow
Eyes are avoiding you
And dark eyeshadows

Are turning towards
the (female) singer of your band
The prettiest
You are only the drummer
The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel

The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel

The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel


Because you are the idol of youngsters
who eats his lunch way too often
Icon of emos
Who doesn't chew words only

After the concert
You go to the Hotel
Stripping the minibar
of all the bretzels

You are stuffing your face
while there are moanings next door
while fans are deflowered massively
Every night

Like us, you are ready to do anything
To be able to be wild on stage
put down your pants
Sell your little sister and her hymen

Play drums for 60 hours
Every weekend
But the game(I don't recognize the slang exactly)
is not worth it

If it is over
for the lil'fattie , that is quite cruel
The lil'fattie of Tokio Hotel

The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel
The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel

They gave you square glasses
To change your look
To make an intellectual out of you

But, in truth lil'fat guy
You'd rather have a Mickey Do

Sponsors give you
Gothic clotheses
But none of it is your size
Your mother sews you elastics

You are drooling in front of the chicks
Who are comming for the one(feminine pronoun used)
with spikes on her head

On the posters
You are far too stretched
You overflow
on the twin sisters

Don't cry
Your tears are full of sugar and fat
They are sticking like honey

The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel
The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel

Chips, Schnaps,Chubby
Das gros Krokodile
Youpla hey, yololoi
pierced nipple playmobil

In 50 years you will re-watch the videos
You'll definitely feel shame then
You'd wish you were the fat one in TTC, but no..

One day your femalle singer('s voice)
will crack for good
You will be loaded with money
But whatever for?

Another Babybel, and fattie,
you'll be too heavy to go up in heaven
Ô lil' fattie of Tokio Hotel

The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel
The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel
The lil'fat guy of Tokio Hotel

If you're bored
Promise
Cross my heart
and hope to die

You come to les rois de la Suède
F.A.R
There's nothing to do

The chick, with us you'll see
Generally, it's not really "it"
There are tons but they don't want
Here, you won't suffer

However, there is food backstage
You won't stuff your pockets
otherwise you're good for the krauts